so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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