They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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