We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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