Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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