Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Floor bacon is actually really good
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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