That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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