whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
