Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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