So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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