i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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