i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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