Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I FOUND THE LEGS
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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