Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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