and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
