Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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