If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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