NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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