Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
