Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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