I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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