so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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