singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm in love with you.
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
false alarm, still single
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