loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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