put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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