google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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