Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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