Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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