Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think my moral compass just broke
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