it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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