talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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