I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
