i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
