Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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