was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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