if you like me you must not know who I am
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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