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hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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