i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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