Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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