Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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