if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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