If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
They took my balls.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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