Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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