So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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