it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i think i have herpe
just one?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Semen is not good for contacts.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
