69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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