If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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