You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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