i already hear my dad disowning me
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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