you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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