We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
MIDGETS
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Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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