i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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