So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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