dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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