I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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