And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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